Too Impossible to Fully Fathom
Do not question the vanilla. The vanilla is sacred. That said, welcome. Big fan of lots of bands that include Panic! and Fall Out Boy among others. Currently in love with Cartel, although Arctic Monkeys is growing on me. Feel free to leave an ask, and you can call me Cara, as most do.

writeworld:

Riptide by Vance Joy on Grooveshark

Writer’s Block

Music is love in search of a word. Find the words.
 

Mission: Write a story, a description, a poem, a metaphor, a commentary, or a critique about this song. Write something about this song.

Be sure to tag writeworld in your block!

kingofbastille:

kingofbastille:

my twin brother is trying to convince me to have our 16th birthday dinner tomorrow night at Buffalo Wild Wings

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the spare

itraseras:

msdisneyprincess:

Bless the Sultan

The fact that that was the thing that pulled the Sultan out of his trance.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

peevsie77:

Thomas Kinkade

moonblossom:

221cbakerstreet:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

surprisingly well done

If this doesn’t result in an AU where Hawkeye and Star-Lord decide to retire and open a salon together, I don’t know what we’re all doing with our lives.

As if anyone could really forget the most quoted line in “The Avengers” — “I’ve got red in my ledger; I’d like to wipe it out” — it helps to have that line fresh in your mind when deconstructing what Widow does in the final act of what’s billed as a Captain America movie. Black Widow doesn’t wipe out the red in her ledger. No, she blasts her ledger out to the world, like it was the grisliest email forward of all time. We know from her heart to heart with Hawkeye that the shame she feels about what she’s done is real, and she hesitates when she realizes that taking down the bad guys means revealing her secrets. But she does it anyway, because she’s not just a spy anymore; she’s a super hero, and she makes a super hero’s sacrifice. (x)

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

sergeantemmy:

Is it just me, or does it seem like Armin is going through more of a living hell than all the others?

Let me start with the fact that Armin joined the Cadet Corps and Survey Corps because he had no family left. And if you go back to the first few episodes, especially the episode where he states Eren’s case to the Garrisons, he talks about trying to prove his strength and equality to his friends. Now, if you ask me, that is a pretty brave move. He joined the Survey Corps to prove himself, even though he knew that he was far weaker than everyone else. I mean, he’s pretty much the only person who didn’t get into the top ten for the Cadet Corps, right?

So let’s think about it like this. Armin is terrified to begin with. He had multiple near death experiences with titans, and one in which he was almost swallowed by one, only to be pulled out by his best friend, and then see his best friend be eaten. Now, I don’t know about you, but that’s enough to make me go crazy. Then he goes on the Female Titan mission, where he is closely encountered with Annie in her titan form, almost sees his comrades killed, but still manages to figure out that the titan is Annie before anyone else. Fast forward a little to after he is in Levi’s squad, and he is constantly having to assist in experimenting on his life long best friend, where he has to watch him lose complete control over himself, remembering that Levi said he would instantly kill Eren if he became a problem. Later on, he has to dress up as Historia because he looks frail and weak enough to be her. He is harassed and pretty much raped by the creepy ass merchant man, and his comrade is sitting there watching him in tears, unable to help him. Then fast forward a little more, and he has to shoot a woman who was about to kill his comrade, and instead of mourning for her and thinking it through, he is forced to go straight back to the mission, which made him feel like more of a terrible person than he already thought he was. After he gets back to where they were staying, he lets all his emotion out to the point of vomiting and shaking violently. Mikasa came out and tried to comfort him, and Armin asked Mikasa if she ever felt that bad about killing the man when she was younger. When he realizes what he asked her, he immediately regretted it even though it wasn’t much of a big deal to Mikasa, because he felt like he had hurt her when he said it. So he is sitting here, crying, vomiting, shaking, and on top of that, he is trying to apologize to Mikasa all at the same time. Then Levi comes out and tries to reason with him, which makes him ask even more questions, like why he didn’t hesitate when he pulled the trigger, or if that girl had a family and all of that.

He went through all of this just to prove that he is his life long friends’ equals. 

Now if you ask me, that is fucking impressive.

This is dedicated to all of you Armin haters out there. I want all of you to fucking read this.

sapphicdalliances:

buckybarneswho:

Friendly reminder that Sam lost his best friend in war and is probably the only person who knows how Steve felt about losing Bucky 

hungerfaerie:

Albus Severus Potter starts Herbology at Hogwarts

"Hey Professor Longbottom; My father says I was named after the bravest man he ever knew, did you know-"

"Well, It’s nice to meet you, Neville Potter"

"Actually, it’s-"

"It’s Neville. Your name is Neville"

thetrillestqueen:

trebled-negrita-princess:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

monkeys are better parents than white people

"Get yo lil ass back here and siddown somewhere"

Momma ain’t even have to move or look side ways good to snatch that baby up.

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

elephant-ace:

shadow1423:

commanderabutt:

spaff-der-kegel-doer:

historynet:

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

"studies"

who has ever thought this ever

Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

Studies show that children who started drinking water make up 100% of alcoholics. Don’t lose your child to liquids