We're all mad down here.

Everything here is a mess. Oh, and I'm Cara.

remuspumpkinly:

mythic series: athena and medusa (x)

you told the world that it was my fault, you set a curse upon my head

(via deanandcasinthetardis)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(via spoopy-skeleseer)

Me:

*playing Tomb Raider*

Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend:

Mind if I sit with you?

Me:

*squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.

Grandmother:

*sits* Thank you, dear.

Me:

*continuing to play for about five minutes*

Grandmother:

Grandmother:

Grandmother:

LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL

Grandmother:

THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE

Grandmother:

OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE

Grandmother:

STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER

Grandmother:

KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL

Grandmother:

OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH

Grandmother:

RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN

Grandmother:

OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL

Me:

*slowly turns to look at her* Grandma

Grandmother:

*sweet smile* Hmm?

Me:

Grandma oh my god

Grandmother:

*more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.

Me:

Me:

Grandmother:

Kill them.

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

(via successful-procrastinator)

farseerscreed:

samsteves:

jaclcfrost:

what do you think hugging captain america would feel like

(via keepcalm-andmarryron)

calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

(via tablechan)

sianlooke:

unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)

(via keepcalm-andmarryron)

spookyladysstardust:

if stucky isn’t real how do u explain this

image

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giraffessicpark:

reblog to save a life

giraffessicpark:

reblog to save a life

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bryannotbrian:

jokkes:

Spiderman crashes Xmen set.

this needs to happen more often

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rooster teeth’s most viewed videos [as of 10/19/14] insp

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spoopy-menacing-spiders:

Sorry I didn’t see you there john I was to busy hmmm
image blocking out the haters

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